Install DBS app on your phone, and open it
Enjoy the new tagline for banking – live more, bank less
Stare at awe at the self glorifying message by DBS bank Singapore
Learn about the new virtual debit card for shopping online
Sell your phone number and email id
Punch that keypad 6 times with your own superhero code sent to you
Choose your a username that glorifies you and put that all important top secret password not once but twice
Instant karma – your device is registered with the bank, and …..
your e-wallet is created – freedom from fucking OTPs forever
Open a digisavings account
Punch your till-now-you-thought-was-useless Aadhar number ….
and your PAN number .
A little about what you do ….
and how do you get your money …..
and whether you want ground floor service or premium first floor lounge service
respectful questions on people who gave birth to you and who your money should go to in case you kick the bucket after pressing sign up button.
and in case they want to reach your wife whether you are dead or alive ….
Get set to dress up and leave your house to Cafe Coffee Day
Walk in like a pro and across coffee sipping gossip mongers to do your biometrics
Enable the future on your phone – touch ID, goodbye to passwords
Complete your verification, request a physical debit card and while it is despatched to arrive at your address, sip that free coffee like a pro.
oh and just in case you thought you need to go to the bank to activate that card, nope your phone will do that too.
LIVE MORE – BANK LESS : GET A LIFE – all in 90 seconds !
