Swifts and Elephants – who hides what

The Maruti Suzuki Swift has an inherent problem – the visibility to the driver. Reams and Reams of complaints have been made about this problem and the problem itself does not seem to be blown up. Its the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. The massive pillars (A, B & C) of the swift are more like those of the Pantheon (the famous roman pillar designs).

You can now imagine what all these pillars would be able to hide! From children, to men, to objects to – YES!! you guessed it – Elephants! This has become so much of a joke in recent times among my professional circle of friends that every single elephant story is now associated with this car!

Just recently when I was chatting with two of my managers (one owning a honda city, the other a swift along with me) the honda city manager told us about his Ooty trip. When driving at high speed, and negotiating a sharp right turn he just stopped short of a big elephant on the road. He exclaimed – “Thank god I could see the elephant in time, so I stopped just short of it”. To this both of us quipped – “You saw the elephant because you were in a Honda city, if you were in a Suzuki Swift, rest assured you would have banged into it” – Ha Ha Ha …

The fun does not stop here. Recently there was an article in the Times Of India about dwindling elephant population being a cause of concern for the Karnataka Government. I could not help chuckling at this news story and I ran to my manager immediately and asked him – “Do you know the reason for this news?” – and pat came the reply too – “The number of Suzuki Swifts sold have crossed a mind boggling figure of 1,50,000. Hence its no surprise that the elephant population is dwindling as a result of this! No Swift owner/driver can notice these elephants on the road and they’re slowly getting extinct because of this!

In fact the Swift is close to zero in visibility during the rains that you would miss an entire elephant herd for sure! I was just waiting for the next possible elephant joke, when I could not help noticing this picture in the TOI. The Swift visibility situation is well represented in showing how many men are hidden from view here !

So the next time you go around wildlife safaris on a Swift, never feel bad that you cant see an elephant, just get down from the car, it would be standing right next to you

Bangalore Central and Garuda Mall, diwali shopping was just great

Diwali is around the corner, and since it was a long time since i shopped a lot, I decided to go around shopping to the Bangalore Central and the Garuda Mall to splurge out a bit. Since a friend of mine had no better work at office, he said he would join me for the shopping. So off I went first to Central which I had never visited till now. From outside I always thought of Bangalore Central to be a small mall, but I was sadly mistaken. With upto five floors of shopping of all different types, it was perhaps one of the better shopping malls around. But be advised that this mall is not for knick-knacks, but only mostly jewelry, clothing, perfumes, kids, men, and women’s clothing.

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If you want the small shops selling all kinds of knick-knacks (scores of small items from chocolates, to cookies, to women’s wear which are cheap, collectible items to food and entertainment), the best bet would be the jinxed Garuda Mall down the road from Central, at a walkable distance. Nearby are also the home store and shopper’s stop which specialize in their own items for shopping. Why I said Garuda Mall is jinxed is because of the number of accidents that have happened there, including the death of a small boy, and a lift coming crashing down from level 2 onto the basement. The construction of the mall itself is kind of bad, and there is scope for all kinds of accidents if one is not careful. So watch your step at Garuda.

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Central on the other hand is a mall that is much more well organized for clothing, jewelry, perfumes and packed food items. While the ground floor has perfumes and jewelry, the first floor has all men’s clothing, the second has women’s clothing, the third floor has baby items, and the fourth floor has other stuff. The fifth floor has a grocery store as well, and above that a dine in hotel. Many well known brands such as Blackberry, Arrow, Louis Philippe, Dockers, Scullers, etc are present in the mall giving a wide shopping choice for clothing.

The only shop I really liked in the Garuda Mall is Westside by Tata. It is here that you find cheap but brilliantly designed clothing and other home accessories. If you are in the mood to decorate your home, this is the best place to go to. You are sure to return with your hands full. Also present are restaurants such as Pizza Corner, Shiv Sagar, Subway and the likes. Garuda Mall also has more than 10 screens (Inox Cinemas) which show you the latest movies.

So if you want some great shopping head to these two malls this Diwali, and you would be returning happier than ever.

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Kannada Rajyotsava 1973-2007, Bengaluru celebrates in full swing

We have heard of huge patriotic fervour for Independence and Republic days in India. However, in our very own Bengaluru and Karnataka, the Rajyotsava (Rajya Utsava – state day celebration) is celebrated every November 1st, and the festivities and patriotism lasts for a whole month. While the national flag is available for one and all to buy, the state flag is preordered by most people to hoist onto their vehicles and drive around Bengaluru city.

Circle Maramma Temple circle adorned with state flags at Vyalikaval, Malleswaram, Bangalore
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the grand state flag
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Since 1973, until now every November 1st, we celebrate Kannada Rajyotsava in full swing. Many street junctions in Bengaluru are decorated with the yellow and red karnataka flag (with the state map on it), and most notably the entire autorickshaw clan, and the BMTC city buses adorn this flag in a patriotic show off on this day. Other vehicles such as lorries, mini tempos, vans, and two wheelers also flutter the state flag to mark this day as one of sheer patriotism.

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autorickshaws adorning the state flag and getting ready for puja
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A BMTC city bus with the patriotic flag
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A mini tempo with the state flag
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Many noted citizens are also awarded the Rajyotsava awards (for Literature,Dance, Folklore, Yakshagana, Sculpture, Film, Journalism, Medicine, Education, Environment, Science, Horanada Kannadigaru, Sports, Social Service,Research) during this month and there are lots of cultural dance and skit performances during this month to celebrate the occassion.

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Breeze Cool Cabs – GPS + AC by default + 24hr service – game anyone in Bengaluru?

Today I was travelling towards North Bangalore, when this advertisement van caught my fancy. Before I dwell on the actual topic of the ad, its worthwhile telling here that these vans are becoming the fast preferred means of advertising all over the city in a mobile fashion. While it gives advertisers visibility across thousands of people for the whole day, it gives the general public a chance to note down these important ads/phone numbers or addresses for later reference. So why waste money on a costly ad in the newspaper when you can go mobile to achieve your job!

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Coming to the subject matter of this particular advertisement, it was about BreezeCoolCabs, a new taxi service in Bangalore which promises to be 24 hours, and claim to provide you with the most comfortable Tata Indigo for travel, always with the AC on (Note: Non AC, Non power steering vehicles are provided as features in cabs in India ! We need to be compatible to the olden days you see:D). These people also boast of GPS for tracking of vehicles, and a printed receipt much like other western countries after each journey. They do however say their services are reasonably priced, though they dont say how reasonably! This is the trick which makes you call them up to know the service charge which makes their marketing reach a full circle!

I have not tried this service, but if you do want to, Call up 40099999 and put in your review here after you take a ride, as to what your opinions were. It ll serve useful to others like you too. You could also book this cab online at the comfort of your desk. Try it now!

For your information, this service charges you Rs.15 ($0.33) every kilometer during the day time and Rs.20 ($0.50) during the night times for every kilometer. The chairman of this service is Mr. Prabhakar also heading many NGOs in Bangalore.

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Swift Diesel VDi Review – 5000kms and counting

It was about five months back that I was hunting around for cars to buy and tested a car from each company’s table, Genereal Motors (Chevrolet Aveo UVA), Hyundai Motors (Getz Prime), Fiat (the new palio stile), Renault (Logan Diesel) and of course yours truly Maruti Udyog (Swift Vdi).

I made a decision for going in for a Swift Diesel VDi as this was the only car which had all the elements in it – sturdiness, fuel effeciency, stability, safety and service effectiveness while keeping costs low. At Rs.5.8 lacs on the road, it seemed pretty expensive but then for the diesels this is an acceptable price to pay for a hot hatch isnt it ? Having said that and after having driving about 1200 kms every month, I managed to finish 5000 kms a couple of days back and here is the proof for the records:

So after these many kilometres which included a trip to chennai covering 700kms on two days what do I feel about this car? Lets analyse.

I ll divide this second level relook into few broad categories.

1. Handling – With my michelin energy tires and Lenso Alloys (you can see the snaps of my car by clicking here) the car remains planted on the ground at any speeds all the way upto 140kph. While with other cars I’ve had before I was able to take turns only between 50-60kph, with the swift Vdi I’m able to take turns extremely confidently at 80kph. I’m not sure how the stock tyres perform on the swift w.r.t to handling turns, but with the michelins 195 treads the car does extremely well. Going over potholes is a breeze unless the road is too uneven. With the tubeless tyres there is no worry of punctures and they do fairly well even under the wet conditions on road grip part.

2. Speeds – This is where the car really puts some of the petrol siblings to shame. the acceleration from 20-40 and 60-100 is extremely good. the 40-60 is a mid range and mostly we will be gear shifting at that time. it most effortlessly goes to 80+ without any cribs. as for the speed, I can equate it to the scorpio of hatches. If the road were to be a runway, then the Swift Vdi would be a plane taking off at full grunt. If you have taken a flight anytime you would know what I mean. Its the same adrenalin rush that the car pumps into you (the whole package included – speed, sound, grunt, thrust and the zippiness). This sudden speed variation has its drawbacks too if not used properly. It can give you stiff necks, it can jolt a co passenger without warning and can throw you forward on braking hard at that speeds. Always accelerate the car gently and decelerate well in advance before coming to a stop. Now this is how you enjoy the car. On the highways this car maintains 100kph with utmost ease and I ve tested it with 5 full grown adults and loads of small baggages with AC at level 2 for 350kms. And the car does what it is born to do – sustains the entire drive without a whimper or a whine. It pulls effortlessly the same way as during the start of the journey, even when the journey is about to end. Remember one thing – the bumper in swift is too low which means this: If you see a road hump in front of you reduce to dead slow and clear it else you’re gonna hear that infamous thud which will give you the repair jitters.

3. Braking – This is not strictly a concern for me at lower speeds, but at higher speeds does prove to be a bit of a bother. Never be assured that any car will stop the moment you slam the brakes, and swift is no exception. for normal ranging speeds to come to a stop or sudden braking on emergency the car responds quite well. But at high speeds 120/140kph panic braking is going to pump the adrenalin even more in you in anxiety whether you’ll live that moment or not. Perhaps the ABS version would be a better one to take on these kinds of situations. On wet roads and michelins, the brakes are slightly loose which only puts the onus on the owner to use them diligently and not try tricks and last minute manouvres. Remember one more thing, the brakes are power assisted as in other cars. Which means when the car is off, the brakes are not effective. Which also means you have to necessary put the car in gear and on handbrake when the car is switched off. And when you are in emergency to stop the car, pull the handbrake!!

4. NVM – Maruti has done a great job in the NVM department. Roll all the windows up, and Viola – nothing from the outside is heard. Its definitely not pindrop silence but nothing unbearable too. Its much better than many other cars. As for noise from car, a few jolts do make it into the cabin. Also the engine gets coarse after 5000km which means more engine sound into the car as well – contrary to the feeling I got when I bought this car. So the super silent engine isnt so super silent after all. The braking noise is also substantial at times especially when you take out the car in the morning. I am unable to explain this however.

5. Body Roll – for the initial few days I did not feel body roll that much. But I believe that the swift does have some body roll which does get more noticed upon addition of 195 tyres. When both the road and the car are sturdy there are frictions expected isnt it ?Passenger body roll is definitely visible and for people with back and neck problems, this only compounds the situation. The answer: on good stretches maintain sufficient speed and be smooth with the car, and on bad stretches watch the road and be slow and dont bounce the car around much. This car is not suitable for revving much and columns of black smoke are out in second gear if you revv too much only telling you the car doesnt like that attitude of yours. However if you revv at the right speed the car responds appropriately well. A sequence of 120kph-60kph-20kph-60kph-120kph isnt exactly thrilling with this car as it is in petrol cars. But thats the only bane of this car and has to be put up with since its a diesel.

6. Engine/AC – The fiat engine 1.3 multijet diesel is a gem. It sits snugly in the chassis and maruti has done a great job. The grunt of the engine, the roar at times when revving puts in prespective of being on a race track. The gear shift is a beauty once you know how to use it. Initially my whole shoulder used to ache when using the shift for a couple of months, then i changed the way I flicked it, and learnt the art of gear shifting on this beauty. now its a dream. The power steering is precise and smooth and with a Turning radius of 4.9m you could haul this car anywhere in the city. The AC is chilling to death after sometime and Maruti scores here too. The best part is that when the AC is on, there is no much loss in power as the petrol cars show, and even with 5 adults and luggage and AC on level 2, the car pulls like a dream. Good job fiat!!

7. Seating/Space – Speaking to the point, the front two seats are very roomy, and they put you in a feeling as though you are in a well oblivious of whats going on outside. This also obstructs the view from all angles and the pillars (abc) add to the bane of less or zero visibility at times. If you have tints and it rains you are at god’s mercy to understand whats standing next to you even if its an elephant! Not a thing is visible from the window side and visibility clearance is at a bare minimum. So a lot depends on assumptions while driving. For example if a small baby is standing next to the car you cant notice him!! So take great care in noticing what you have next to you or in front of you before negotiating you. The reason why the windows dont clear the water droplets as you roll them down is that there is a gap between the window slot and the window itself, also causing huge amount of window rattles. Apparently Kalyani Motors in Bangalore have expertise solving this issue and you should be heading to them if you want it sorted out in one go. The rear space is only for two but you can have another uncomfortable friend squeezed in literally if you need to. But that person will be feeling like an uninvited guest rest assured.

8. Overall comfort – Some body roll, Some anxious moments due to speed and braking ineffectiveness at times. But other than that this car is going to shield you from the elements come what may! with wider tyres the car is a dream to drive and the only other time I felt good is when I drove the palio earlier. This is surely one of the best comfortable cars to drive around, which is why 150000 of them have been sold till date and the figure is rising.

9. Pedals – The clutch is not exactly smooth and is a bit hard even after 5000km, and the torquey nature of the car compounds the situation if you are not aware and careful at all times. The car just moves by itself when you take your foot off the clutch without the need for acceleration. The accelerator and brake pedals are comfortable to use. But I would have surely expected a dead pedal to the left of the clutch for 6 lacs of investment, Maruti hope you will take note of this!

10. Service and maintenance – So far my costs are almost zero. Two free services later, I ve never had the need of taking this beauty to the service center for whatever reasons. This should pretty much sum up my service experience. The car was recalled for a change of electrical wiring harness change by Maruti and they did a good job of that. The harness costing 4000 bucks was replaced free of cost. I admire maruti for such product recalls which affirms the faith consumers have on the company. I also got a free gift (a travel bag) for owning the swift and was earlier called to country club on invitation for a maruti get together day. Small things go a long way in building relationships. Maruti could however build a couple of more car building plants and decrease waiting periods on their much loved cars. This would be a welcome move and is very much needed at this time to retain customers.

To end this blog post I d like to talk about three things. One is the static electricity. If you are and have been psyched about statics when you touch your car, you need to immediately change or put seat covers of art leather variety. If you sit on the cloth covers or the cloth based seats, then you are bound to get electrocuted with these mini charges each time you step out !! The second thing is about increasing the performance of this car. There is a product called Pete’s tool Box for the swift that costs about 30000 bucks. this would increase the BHP from 75 to 90 and torque by about 25-30% which will put even more zing in your car. For more details on this refer this article.The third thing is mileage: 15-16 with ac in city (with wide tyres), and 16-17 on highways always driving at 100-120kph. For normal tyres the mileage in city with ac goes upto 18kmpl.

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Swipeout, Infosys, and Rudresh = Creativity

I was casually having a chat with my friend after a long while, when he mentioned this to me. Recently on google, the term swipeout brought out an Indian result on #3 slot. And that’s because of the buzz it created within the IT circles in Bangalore and Mysore. While the director of this movie was doing all this from the background, two guys from Infosys became mini superheroes among our circles. What intended to be a movie for an intra company competition, finally became so public and accepted on Youtube.

So what then is it ? Its about killing time and people before swiping out of office.Are you keen? See the movie below:

As for Rudresh, I never knew he had direction skills within him. But when you apply passion and creativity anything can be achieved is the adage! So here’s to my friend Rudresh! Hope to see many more such movies from him. A rather scintillating flash presentation on similar lines, is also provided below for you to enjoy, its called THE FIGHT !

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Navratri – 9 nights of festive fervour

It was Dussehra time, and what better way than to indulge in the festive spirit in India! It is this time of the year when most companies perform Ayudha pooja, and declare a holiday for the next two days. Ours was no different. But there were surely some eye catching designs of Rangoli(floral/nature based kaledioscopic patterns/art forms of India) designed by our office staff. With new clothes and sweets distributed to all maintenance staff and peers, this was indeed a truly festive time!

All our computers were adorned with the customary kumkum and turmeric powder and also the rudrakshi flowers. This flower also has a seed equivalent which is used to make neck chains used for chanting mantras, and is called the Rudraksha Mala. This bead is supposedly having mystical and divine properties which has healing powers on the body if worn.

And before I end this post, I provide here a wonderful picture of Goddess Durga which I think you would enjoy seeing in all the beauty it exhibits! (Click on to see a much bigger image)

Thanks to my friend Ravi, who sent me this image by email!

Noodles and Energy drinks – ruling the roost worldwide and in Bengaluru

Yesterday I was really very hungry towards the evening and I was fed up of eating almost all kinds of food. I decided I wanted something lighter, something that made me enjoy eating, and something that brought back the energy in me! So I dashed off to a shop and got Cup noodles and a Gatorade energy drink.

Worldwide, noodles has been accepted with open arms since many years ago. In India too Nestle was the pioneer in introducing the well known Maggi noodles. Though these noodles were Initially pioneered by Nissin Foods in Japan and had their share of health concerns on the amount of saturated fat or trans fat, Nestle continued the innovation to provide people in India with wholewheat flour based noodleswith no trans fat which has been well received all over the country. However there have been brickbats on this version too!

The Nissin Cup Noodles come in three varieties, Spicy vegetable, Mast Masala and Tangy chicken. Me being a vegetarian, I ve tried the first two of these. While the first one is itself quite spicy, the second one is a definite no-no for people with sensitive stomachs. The problem lies in the fact that the entire spice based masala content, rests at the bottom of the cup while the noodles are quite bland at the top. So towards the end of it, its almost liquid and full of spicy masala which is not good at all.

On the energy drinks front, many companies have tried to create drinks that are able to pep up your energy levels. Of this Red Bull has been pretty successful in the USA. I had got addicted to 100plus while I was staying in Kuala Lumpur. It was cheap, and really good for the body considering ridiculous equatorial climate out there in KL. It was an isotonic drink and was very welcome in such climates to easily rehydrate yourself!

Though these are avaialble in India as well, Gatorade has made its entry into India too since October 2004 when Pepsi started bottling and selling it here. There are lots of choices for energy drinks in India, but the prices still make it unaffordable for everyone. Why would I pay Rs.100 ($2.5) for a can of Red Bull, when I get Gatorade for Rs.25 ($0.25) a bottle ?

So the final call? Gatorade seems good, but the noodles is best kept as a last resort if there is nothing else to eat! Enjoy eating!

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ICICI bank tries to save its face – on complaints of rowdism

There have been many articles and news releases in the past about customer harassment for non payment of loans, or about recovery agents threatening to screw up your life if you missed one EMI for whatever reasons. ABN Amro and ICICI have been involved a lot in these scandals (if I may term them so) where many customers have been repeatedly threatened by recovery agents (read as goondas) who abuse these customers and use foul language and sometimes even use sexual harassment tactics.

No matter how much ICICI and ABN Amro tried to deny these happenings the public outcry was too huge for ICICI to bear and battle it out. This only proves the Indian public are not taking anything sitting down quietly these days. ICICI today released a full one page ad in the Times Of India, saying they understand the importance of their customers and detailing a process they follow on how they alert a customer on pending payments and how many levels they ping the customer before the rowdies arrive on the scene (of course the last part was added by me! :D)

What’s even more interesting is that even MNC banks such as ICICI wake up only when events like this start to hurt their image among the public. If the famous Shah Rukh Khan, who is now advertising for Pepsi, Hyundai, Compaqand what not has to be called in for this ad by ICICI, one can only imagine what the situation really is w.r.t to their public image.

Take the poll, tell me what you would do if you were in this situation?

Grundfos shower boosters – a must have for Bengaluru

Have you been cursing your bathroom shower for the slow stream of water it pumps out onto your head? Have you felt bad on your investment on the shower when it makes you sulk in irritation each day? Worse still, have you got showers that have only been gathering rust each day at your home? Isn’t it time to pump up the force on that shower water?

Grundfos, a famous company manufacturing water pumps has a solution to this precise need of yours! A shower booster for all those slow-water-flow homes. In today’s Times Of India, they provided an ad, which I replicate here to keep note:

As you can see for yourself, you can call 1800 345 4555 or SMS ’pump’ to 55050 to get more details on this pump. Get it installed at your home and go enjoy that super force shower you always wanted to in peace. Every day, each time. With water becoming such a scarce commodity, and flowing in such small streams into every home, the best we could do is install this pump and feel good about the same water scarcity !

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